Sooo....
I just figured out talk n text on my phone... I feel so grown
I was texting with my mom which gets lengthy. She always has a Brazilian questions for me..
Well....
She asked me what all animals were on the farm I live on...and I told her, goats, chickens, some bulls were here and are gone now and then there's the horse.
The talk n text picked it up as the WHORES...
So I hurry up and write back, "horse NOT whores!!!"
And my mom being my mom LOLs and says..."I was gonna say...he keeps whores??"
I cannot complain about the womb I came from... Who else can say whores to their mom and not get soap in their mouths