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Old 04-29-2010, 05:58 PM   #293
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Originally Posted by EzeeTiger View Post
No, cage match. Duh.
So, at what point during this cage match do you decide which one of you gets to pitch and who gets to catch? Cuz you and I both know that eye contact followed by wrasslin' is all about sexual tension.


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Originally Posted by Mister Bent View Post

Cripes, no, it's worse.

After eye contact, it's the head nod, which can soon be followed by the knuckle bump. All down hill from there.

Next thing you know, you're (unironically) calling each other "bro".

Where -is- Bob, anyway? I tried to call Bob the other day but didn't get an answer because Bob was cooking and apparently elbow-deep in breadcrumbs. Whatever the hell -that- is a euphemism for.

Gross

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Originally Posted by apretty View Post
no no no

it's BUBBLE GUM kissing potion.

NO NO NO! Lip Venom!

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