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Old 12-08-2014, 06:36 PM   #12402
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A man crawled into bed with a woman and pretended to be her husband. She played along and said she had to go to the bathroom and then snuck out to the living room where her actual husband was sleeping and they creeped out of the apartment. The guy still hasn't been caught yet.

The moral to the story?

Lock your damn doors, people.

Seriously.

The guy waltzed in through the unlocked front door.

They both could have been killed.

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