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How Do You Identify?: Her Asshole.
Preferred Pronoun?: Him, hym, he, whatever.
Relationship Status: Bitch has no more excuses now.
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Lower Alabama
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When the prospect of staying up till midnight on New Year's Eve just felt like more trouble than it's worth. We can always just tell each other Happy New Year the next morning.
Going out to a bar versus staying at home and watching the news. Used to be a no brainer. Still is only the news wins out now, easy.
When I go to get out of bed in the morning and both knees pop loud enough to sound like gun shots.
Started using terms like, "Those damn kids/youngins/heathens/etc...." My Papa used those terms a LOT.
The List Goes On and On,
Brute.
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