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Blade · 12-21-2014, 08:39 PM

Dad...did Mom tell you what happened to me Friday
Me... nope what happened
Dad..Moma has been putting this stuff (Litocaine) on my throat before I eat so I can swallow without pain.
Me... uh huh
Dad..she was gone but told me to go ahead and eat. I was going to Crossroads to eat. So I turned up that medicine bottle and drank a few big swigs.
Me...Daddy are you crazy? Didn't you read the bottle?
Dad...well I ate about half my meal and started to feel sick. I got up and started stumbling around and the girls came running to help me. I told them I felt dizzy. Ask them to get my phone out of the van.
Me..starting to laugh, I'd hate to tell Mom Iz to stupid to read the bottle
Dad.. shhhh Im not done, I started gagging and they ran and got me a trash can. I threw up what I had eaten and even lost my teeth
Me...laughing hysterically OMG
Dad...I went out to the van and waited on ya Moma to come get me.
Me..still laughing...did you not know that is to numb your throat and you spray or drizzle it down ya throat not drink it.
Dad...well Im scared of it now. I havent had it anymore. I thought that shit was gonna kill me.

12-21-2014, 08:39 PM	#16
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,413 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Dad...did Mom tell you what happened to me Friday Me... nope what happened Dad..Moma has been putting this stuff (Litocaine) on my throat before I eat so I can swallow without pain. Me... uh huh Dad..she was gone but told me to go ahead and eat. I was going to Crossroads to eat. So I turned up that medicine bottle and drank a few big swigs. Me...Daddy are you crazy? Didn't you read the bottle? Dad...well I ate about half my meal and started to feel sick. I got up and started stumbling around and the girls came running to help me. I told them I felt dizzy. Ask them to get my phone out of the van. Me..starting to laugh, I'd hate to tell Mom Iz to stupid to read the bottle Dad.. shhhh Im not done, I started gagging and they ran and got me a trash can. I threw up what I had eaten and even lost my teeth Me...laughing hysterically OMG Dad...I went out to the van and waited on ya Moma to come get me. Me..still laughing...did you not know that is to numb your throat and you spray or drizzle it down ya throat not drink it. Dad...well Im scared of it now. I havent had it anymore. I thought that shit was gonna kill me. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.