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Rook · 04-30-2010, 10:47 PM

Balut...right up there in "Ew" [I wanted to impress my philipino g/f]
~shudder~

I never did like Avocado, but I do like guacamole...
When I asked for guacamole once in a Family gathering, my aunts stared at me, and I caught a smirk from my uncles, and my mother...
My cousin asked me if I was enjoying the guacamole, and I nodded, mouthful of chips..
Everyone in my family knows I despise avocado..
Soooo, mum smiles, rests her chin on her palm and asks "do you know what guacamole is?"
I did, but I played along..
She snickered and said "avocado"..I shrugged and told her "Yeah, but this ~waves chip with Guac~ has a buncha seasonings, garlic and I think olive oil right?"
~collective mumble~

Btw, Uni ?...I avoid it like the Plague as well...it's sea urchin gonads...

I used to associate Liver with a mouthful of beach sand...I can't eat it now anyways if I wanted to...

Pecan Pie is nasty...I'll pick off the Pecans and eat 'em, but that Gooey stuff under it? Tastes like congealed sugar water...

Lobster, terrible...Every time I decide "i'll give it one more try", I instantly get this flashback of when a Wave caught me by surprise, and I tumbled in its wake, landed on the Beach facedown{ I swallowed a lot of seawater}....

04-30-2010, 10:47 PM	#45
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Balut...right up there in "Ew" [I wanted to impress my philipino g/f] ~shudder~ I never did like Avocado, but I do like guacamole... When I asked for guacamole once in a Family gathering, my aunts stared at me, and I caught a smirk from my uncles, and my mother... My cousin asked me if I was enjoying the guacamole, and I nodded, mouthful of chips.. Everyone in my family knows I despise avocado.. Soooo, mum smiles, rests her chin on her palm and asks "do you know what guacamole is?" I did, but I played along.. She snickered and said "avocado"..I shrugged and told her "Yeah, but this ~waves chip with Guac~ has a buncha seasonings, garlic and I think olive oil right?" ~collective mumble~ Btw, Uni ?...I avoid it like the Plague as well...it's sea urchin gonads... I used to associate Liver with a mouthful of beach sand...I can't eat it now anyways if I wanted to... Pecan Pie is nasty...I'll pick off the Pecans and eat 'em, but that Gooey stuff under it? Tastes like congealed sugar water... Lobster, terrible...Every time I decide "i'll give it one more try", I instantly get this flashback of when a Wave caught me by surprise, and I tumbled in its wake, landed on the Beach facedown{ I swallowed a lot of seawater}.... __________________