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imperfect_cupcake · 01-18-2015, 04:23 PM

Done by a butch in a bar -

She inhaled a helium balloon then said while leaning in a swanky manner on the bar "I'm Luke skywalker and I'm here to save youuuuuuuuuuu"

Totally worked.

Done by one of my exes at a party -

Sat down in front of me with a rolled ciggy dangling out the corner of her mouth and one of the hosts tea towels in her hand.

She said nothing but carefully and quickly folded the tea towel into a roast chicken, held it up and winked at me. Then asked me if I wanted a beer to go with the chicken.

Totally worked.

01-18-2015, 04:23 PM	#88
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