This isn't exactly a pick-up line but about 25 years ago when I met the woman I would live with for the next ten years (so this is an old, hazy memory), I was working in a book store and she came in.
We were putting away a lot of books. She said, "Where will you put them all?" and I said, "This store is like a uterus. It expands to accommodate whatever shipment of books we have, and then it shrinks back down, when they're sold."
She shrieked, she laughed so loud. I think I made her nervous and thrilled her at the same time, by saying things she would never allow herself to say. Good old Nance.
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