Here's to a spectacular day for a spectacular human.
What a brain! What a heart! What a butch!
[The people agree]
A very happy birthday to my very special birthday butch.
My life is immeasurably enriched by having you in it, as are the lives of those you hold dear.
I wish you lightness, laughter, love... and all the sugar you can handle!
2015 is going to be good.
