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Diva · 05-01-2010, 09:34 PM

So. I channelled Pinkie Lee last night and bought a box of wine.

I know.

And usually I just punch the perforated place and pull the little twisty thing out and stick it in the freezer, right? But I was having difficulty doing that for some reason. The perforation place was hangin' on for dear life.

SOooooooooooooooooooo...............

I got my handy~dandy trusted lime~green box cutter, right? And I just helped it along a little and stuck it in the refrigerator.

Fast forward 1 hour......

I open the door to get a glass and the shelf on which the box sits is a little pool of red wine......it had dribbled down even, into the produce drawer...what a MESS!

It seems in my enthusiasm to get to that wine, I knicked the plastic bag inside (I cannot bring myself to say "bladder", thank You.) and created a slow leak.

I have one pitcher. It had a little bit of juice in it, which I dumped into a glass. And now, I have one pitcher, 3 big mason jars and 2 drinking glasses full of chillable red wine sitting on the now~clean shelf (with a matching clean produce drawer, I might add)......

Life is good. (Though there WAS about a half a glass WASTED in the spill....<sigh> )

I know how BP feels now........

05-01-2010, 09:34 PM	#1820
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	So. I channelled Pinkie Lee last night and bought a box of wine. I know. And usually I just punch the perforated place and pull the little twisty thing out and stick it in the freezer, right? But I was having difficulty doing that for some reason. The perforation place was hangin' on for dear life. SOooooooooooooooooooo............... I got my handy~dandy trusted lime~green box cutter, right? And I just helped it along a little and stuck it in the refrigerator. Fast forward 1 hour...... I open the door to get a glass and the shelf on which the box sits is a little pool of red wine......it had dribbled down even, into the produce drawer...what a MESS! It seems in my enthusiasm to get to that wine, I knicked the plastic bag inside (I cannot bring myself to say "bladder", thank You.) and created a slow leak. I have one pitcher. It had a little bit of juice in it, which I dumped into a glass. And now, I have one pitcher, 3 big mason jars and 2 drinking glasses full of chillable red wine sitting on the now~clean shelf (with a matching clean produce drawer, I might add)...... Life is good. (Though there WAS about a half a glass WASTED in the spill....<sigh> ) I know how BP feels now........