Oscar gift bags full of swag and a bit cheeky. 
Oscar gift bags worth $167,000 this year
including some rather erotic items...
http://www.cnbc.com/id/102438708#.
•Laser vibrator. The Afterglow Pulsewave Vibrator bills itself as the world's only adult toy that utilizes a low-level laser to enhance arousal. Value: $250
•Orgasm booster. "The Couple's Love Shot," as it's called, is available to each of two "lovers" who can receive orgasm boosters including the O-Shot (Orgasm Shot), created by the same doctor who invented the Vampire Facelift to reduce wrinkles. Value: $5,000
•Pricey condoms. Naked Luxury Condoms, dubbed "the world's only luxury condom" and "the most pleasurable condom in the world." Value: $56 for two 6-packs
Who doesn't need a "low-level laser to enhance arousal?" Will purchase one STAT! This is useless sans photos.....
Using it on your face can really intensify orgasms! 