Q. What Do You Call A Frightened Scuba Diver?
A. Chicken Of The Sea.
Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Pit Bull?
A. Just The Pit Bull.
Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Bell?
A. An Alarm Cluck.
Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Dog?
A. A Hen That Lays Pooched Eggs.
Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Race-Horse?
A. A Hen That Lays Odds.
Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Ghost With A Chicken?
A. A Poultry-Geist.
Q. What Goes Peck, Peck, Peck, Boom?
A. A Chicken In A Mine Field.
Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground?
A. To Get To The Other Slide.
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