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Member
How Do You Identify?:
As the 'The Bourne Identity'
Preferred Pronoun?:
Cheerful pessimist
Relationship Status:
Married
Join Date: May 2011
Location: In a house we bought
Posts: 411
Thanks: 294
Thanked 1,208 Times in 327 Posts
Rep Power: 18936851
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I will not use paper chains as wedding decorations.
I will not wear only one white glove.
I will not drink antifreeze.
I will not ask a Border's employee what border they are on.
I will not hold up a store with a stapler.
I will not sing a song about grasshoppers.
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