What is your idea of perfect happiness?
knock knock
What is your greatest fear?
bacon mints
What historical figure do you most identify with?
Lady Godiva
(not to be confused with Lady Ga-Ga)
Which living person do you most admire?
myself
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
I steal lighters.
What trait do you most deplore in others?
People who steal lighters.
What is your greatest extravagance?
condoms.
On what occasion do you lie?
on a rug.
What do you most dislike about your appearance?
my ring finger.
What is your favorite journey?
"Don't Stop Believin'"
What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
not cussing
Which living person do you most despise?
the maid.
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
"Clap once if you can hear me. Clap twice if you can see me"
What is your greatest regret?
buffalo burgers. It just seems like a bad idea.
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Goof and fuz and Phish Food ice cream
When and where were you happiest?
Right here. Right now.
Which talent would you most like to have?
lion tamer
What is your current state of mind?
platinum pissy
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'd like mad curls in my hair.
If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?
They lived closer.
If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what would it be? Goof's watch.
If you could choose what or who to come back as, what would it be?
sigh.
What do your consider your greatest achievement?
using an outhouse for a week in the dead of Texas summer while I was 8 months pregnant
What is your most treasured possession?
Fuz
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
being married to Sarah Palin
What is your most marked characteristic?
Goof said something inappropriate that I can't repeat.
What is the quality you most like in a man?
sappiness
What is the quality you most admire in a woman?
knitting
What do you most value in your friends?
money
Who are your favourite writers?
kitty kelly
Who is your favourite hero of fiction?
Scout
Who are your heroes in real life?
the children in my life
What are your favourite names?
I like lots of names.
What is it that you most dislike?
soggy bread
How would you like to die?
I don't.
What is your motto?
Give 'em enough rope, and they'll hang themselves.