What is your idea of perfect happiness?
happiness is a warm puppy
What is your greatest fear?
that there really is no Great Pumpkin
What historical figure do you most identify with?
Darth Vader
Which living person do you most admire?
ok, so he's not a "person"...Foolish
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
procrastination
What trait do you most deplore in others?
BIG PURPLE FONT
What is your greatest extravagance?
remote controls
On what occasion do you lie?
when I'm on the rug next to blush
What do you most dislike about your appearance?
the crooked finger on my right hand
What is your favorite journey?
Open Arms
What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
chastity
Which living person do you most despise?
Phelps, and an asshat in my family
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
Fuck and Right?
What is your greatest regret?
not asking her out sooner
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
The Maid
When and where were you happiest?
picture it, Austin, 2010...
Which talent would you most like to have?
dog whisperer
What is your current state of mind?
Texas
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
the 20 in my pocket to smaller bills
If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?
that they'd get "it"
If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what would it be?
one of Puplove's doggies
If you could choose what or who to come back as, what would it be?
another one of Puplove's doggies
What do your consider your greatest achievement?
my years in the Army
What is your most treasured possession?
the bear my mom gave me the Christmas before she died
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
hobbling
What is your most marked characteristic?
The Dark Mark
What is the quality you most like in a man?
abs
What is the quality you most admire in a woman?
blush said something inappropriate that I won't repeat
What do you most value in your friends?
a sense of humor and a pool
Who are your favourite writers?
J.M. Barrie and Fuz
Who is your favourite hero of fiction?
Han Solo
Who are your heroes in real life?
Giles, Terry and the folks I served with
What are your favourite names?
I have a list if you really want to know...
What is it that you most dislike?
heavy perfume and brussel sprouts
How would you like to die?
quickly
What is your motto?
Gotta keep my brain somewhere...
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