When you put dinner in the oven for what is supposed to be 15 minutes and over ninety minutes later you realize it must be getting a little crispy by now - except you can't smell anything.
So you go check on the progress of your frozen culinary delight only to discover that you never turned on the oven.
And I'm half-starved today, too.
Yup; I'm gonna be a ward of the state soon, lol.