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Degotoga · 03-21-2018, 07:39 PM

My dog. She was outside with me while I was washing my truck and kept running by and biting at the water so I squirted her with the hose. She started running around the front yard like she didn't have any sense and the next thing I know she's dragging the hose around. When I asked her if she intended to bring it back, she threw her front feet out and her butt in the air because she wanted to play, but in the process of getting into her play position she stepped on the nozzle handle with one of her front feet and sprayed herself. She gave me a go to hell look when I started laughing, which made me laugh even harder.

03-21-2018, 07:39 PM	#1627
Degotoga Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: Respectful and situational appropriate ones Relationship Status: Enjoying butchelorhood Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Texas Posts: 3,301 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,390 Thanked 4,386 Times in 1,233 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	My dog. She was outside with me while I was washing my truck and kept running by and biting at the water so I squirted her with the hose. She started running around the front yard like she didn't have any sense and the next thing I know she's dragging the hose around. When I asked her if she intended to bring it back, she threw her front feet out and her butt in the air because she wanted to play, but in the process of getting into her play position she stepped on the nozzle handle with one of her front feet and sprayed herself. She gave me a go to hell look when I started laughing, which made me laugh even harder. __________________ Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer.