08-26-2018, 05:32 PM
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#4023
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Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?:
Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety
Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM'
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The roads are narrow here
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mopsie
At lunch today I went off my eating plan. Like way off into carb land. I came back with a food baby. I gave it 2 hours for my body to digest but I still had that food baby and felt like a pregnant whale. But I decided that even pregnant whales could probably walk on a treadmill if they had feet. So I went to the gym.
That's right - I'm a badass.
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Whales become dolphins with walking on the treadmill and who doesn't like dolphins?
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