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Old 09-15-2018, 02:18 PM   #217
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Default Haiku 5-7-5 syllables

She walked in on us
We weren't doing anything
Jealousy killed us

Love is poured concrete
Trust is the rebar, for strength
No rebar, collapse

Promise to love me
As long as I'm lovable
If not, kick me out

Youth has such beauty,
But all that goddamn drama
I like them older

Did you cheat on her?
Yeah, but, but, but, but, but, but
You're motor boating.

My beautiful love
Please stop talking and kiss me
Ahh, that's much better

Sure, I love your dog
But must he stare when it's time
For cunnilingus?

When you are snippy
It triggers something in me
Sudden urge to flee

All I want from you
Is some love, care and respect
And hot monkey sex
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