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How Do You Identify?: Girly girl femme
Preferred Pronoun?: She; Ma'am; Miss ;)
Relationship Status: Pitbull protected.
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Birmingham, AL
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I tell everyone I am an enigma. So, if any of these sound stereotypical or offensive, I apologize-this is simply what I have encountered in my time...
I CAN take 3 hours to get ready BUT that is start to finish (shower, shave, shampoo etc etc etc).
However, if you tell me that I have 30 mins to get ready, I can-assuming I am already clean or can go with damp hair.
I am a disaster in the kitchen but can bake fairly well.
I know nothing about tools but can repair my costume jewelery when need be. AND, can make my own floggers (which would be in high demand if I would actually sell them.)
I cannot do anything to maintain my car and prefer to pay someone else to change the oil, detail it etc. I love to drive though and I love to drive fast!
I love to get dirty & sweaty when I work outside.
I do not bemoan a broken nail or a bad hair day.
I love to be waited on but do not expect it.
I will pay the check if you let me. I will always offer to, unless I tell you I am broke and cannot afford to go out and you offer to treat.
I do not maintain a manicure. I keep my nails short and neat but polish free. My toes ALWAYS have a pedicure-even in winter.
Do not dare to suggest I cannot do something I want to do. Just let me succeed or fail on my own.
Please do not ask me to be in a wedding-especially if you want me to be a server. If we are related, I will gladly help though. Do not ask me to host a shower. I will maybe attend, I WILL send a gift but I am not comfy chatting about most things discussed at those events.
Yes, I am approachable but am rarely approached. But, few people actually make the first move. I have had people tell me I am intimidating but I am really not.
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There are beauties who stop traffic and then there are beauties who grow obsessively in the hearts of the susceptible.
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