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Member
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TOWANDA!
Preferred Pronoun?:
Queen Bee
Relationship Status:
Good 'n married.
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Eastern Canada. But if I make a wrong turn at the lights I get stopped by a border guard.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperFemme
I like to traumatize the family.
Buy a turkey
Buy a cornish game hen.
Stuff cornish game hen into Turkey and bake.
When Father carves the Turkey, scream loudly. Point out that you TOLD your teen daughters about the dangers of being sexually active.
Point out that the turkey is pregnant. It could happen to them.
Enjoy the horrified look on everyones face.
Rock on.
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Now and again it amazes me - read: "horrifies me" - that you have children. This might be one of those times. 
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"Compassion, in which all ethics must take root, can only attain its full breadth and depth if it embraces all living creatures and does not limit itself to mankind." -Albert Schweitzer
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