[Selenay]

What is your idea of perfect happiness?
A nap in the middle of the afternoon.

What is your greatest fear?
"You en’t afraid, are you?"
"Not yet. When I am, I shall master the fear."

What historical figure do you most identify with?
Mae West.

Which living person do you most admire?
My grandmother is pretty bitchin'.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
I'm kind of short. It's unfortunate, when so many things are so high.

What trait do you most deplore in others?
Purposeful malevolence.

What is your greatest extravagance?
I'm Starbucks indulgent.

On what occasion do you lie?
Whenever I am so inclined, why should I limit myself?

What do you most dislike about your appearance?
In incorrect lighting, my nose looks like Big Ben.

What is your favorite journey?
The one between the heart and the breath.

What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Silence.

Which living person do you most despise?
Hate is too strong a burden to bear, and I have enough baggage as it is to pick up any more.

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
The sound of someone sucking their teeth in annoyance.

What is your greatest regret?
Regret is foolish, everything you do brings you to where you are, and I'm quite pleased with where I am.

What or who is the greatest love of your life?
I very much adore myself.

When and where were you happiest?
I try to make sure I'm blissfully happy every single day, at least once.

Which talent would you most like to have?
I'd like to learn guitar.

What is your current state of mind?
New York.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Anything I wish to change, I do change. "Could"? I can. I do.

If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?
I'd slow them all down so I could write down everything they say.

If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what would it be?
A tree.

If you could choose what or who to come back as, what would it be?
This is repetitive.

What do your consider your greatest achievement?
I graduated. I'm quite pleased with myself for it.

What is your most treasured possession?
Shirley, my beautiful computer.

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Self-loathing.

What is your most marked characteristic?
Big hair and a bigger mouth.

What is the quality you most like in a man?
Ability to fix my broken stuff.

What is the quality you most admire in a woman?
Ability to make me laugh

What do you most value in your friends?
Their passion.

Who are your favourite writers?
Lyricists.

Who is your favourite hero of fiction?
Queen Selenay, perhaps.

Who are your heroes in real life?
I am my own hero. I'm quite fabulous.

What are your favorite names?
This is such a petty question!

What is it that you most dislike?
Homogeny.

How would you like to die?
Without pain.

What is your motto?
I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.