Neighbor comes over to greet us this evening ......
N: you need to keep your cat Buddy at home at night!
Roomie : oh? Why is that?
N: she came over and got in bed with our friend ....
R: really?
N: ya, she shit all over him while he was passed out from drinking and fell asleep on him and the shit!
We explained that Buddy is not allowed out at night. The big grey feral male must have done it.
Maybe he drank the last beer.