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Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?:
Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety
Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM'
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The roads are narrow here
Posts: 36,587
Thanks: 182,179
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Dear Jason,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear in a clown suit and I saw you sit on your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your nose hair clippers to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and you should stop picking your nose.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Gemme
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