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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Country Boi
Preferred Pronoun?:
call it as u see it
Relationship Status:
Completely...complete ;)
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Either at the beach or in the pool
Posts: 1,665
Thanks: 3,929
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Rep Power: 21474851
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Dear Jess,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I
think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump in your closet and I saw you carve your initials into the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Kisss MY Butt,
T.
hehehe love it
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