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Dear Kelley :
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear in your apartment. And I saw you carve your initials into the elephant in the corner. Im sure your senile enough to understand Im returning your toe ring to you but I will keep your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and our friendship is ruined.
With Tears Of Sadness
BBM
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