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☆ the stars are aligned ☆
How Do You Identify?:
strong, independent, badass redhead
Preferred Pronoun?:
babygirl, buttercup, sugah
Relationship Status:
married to my Boo Daddy <3
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: east bay, cali
Posts: 2,907
Thanks: 3,643
Thanked 9,359 Times in 2,295 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853
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Dear Bard,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when when you put cuffs on me at the mental hospital and I saw you hit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the pep talks and our friendship is ruined.
Go drown yourself,
desd
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