Nothing like a predawn "WE HAVE TO PEE!!!!!" Whine and shake the bed fest.
Discovered roomie let both alpha cats outside before going to bed. I do not allow cats outside at night alone. Last cat fight with feral males almost cost Buddie her life. If I hadn't kept looking for her the infection would have killed her. You would think after spending almost two grand it would occur to someone to freeking pay attention to her responsibility to protect her charges.
But nooooooooo. Freeking grow the freek UP ALREADY. GEEZUS.
Okie dokie, done virtual screaming.
Inside voice, inside voice.