Me (talking to a friend at work yesterday) - How are you gentlemen?
Him - All your beer are belong to us.
Me - Oh noes! Not my beer in a bucket!
Him - Watch it, or else ceiling cat will take all beer AND buckets away from you.
Me - So, I CAN'T has cheezeburger?
Him - No, however you can bake me more of those pumpkin cookies.
Me - THEN can I has cheezeburger?
Him - I thought you wanted beer?
Me - Not really, I have some PBR in my fridge still.
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