We have a zillion tourists in the part of vancouver where I live, and most I encounter are nice , except for the idiots that stand on a busy side walk three or four abreast looking at something.
a friend of mine who worked for the parks board here would have some interesting stories.. I love this one
tourists - your on metric up here. Is your time on metric too?
my friend when he was being bad- yep we have 100 min in an hour and 100 secs in a min
and some of them believed him!!!