Me: So, you never mentioned my new haircut. Do you. Like it? You can see my natural blonde streaks now.
Her: It's awful. I hate it. Looks like shit.
I focused on the live band.
Several minutes pass.
Her: Did I hurt your feelings.
Me: No, it's my hair I like it short. When menopause hit I lost 2/3 of my hair. I can't wear it long anymore. I don't have hundreds of dollars to look like a diva.
Her : you look like a man.
Me: