I confess, I dropped the f-bomb so many times times today I lost track. It was probably 666 times. I kept banging my toes and elbows on stuff, but mostly my toes. I swear if I'm wrong and reincarnation is true, then I must have lived in ancient Roman times and ran around stomping on the feet of all the lepers wallowing in the dirt and begging for crumbs outside the city gate.