[WheatToast]

Originally Posted by kittygrrl

hot-crushed velvet

not-drop earrings

What a fun thread!

I do not want:
Cheap soaps or lotions from WalMart or the Dollar Store that claim to be fruit scented but smell like cat piss. Cheap bags of stale nuts or seeds. Stupid, bright colored fuzzy socks. Earmuffs or gloves--not needed down here in Hell. Off brand lube- eeuuw. No hard candy or cheap, waxy chocolate shaped like Santa or other xmas themed things. Nothing with comical Xmas themes, like stupid pencils or goofy erasers. Nothing religious. Nothing frilly or impractical.

I would like:
A high quality nail trimmer, X-acto blades, small polished gem stones, British or French-made little jars of figgy or fruity stuff, good sharp pruning shears, cologne I actually like, tiny books, good quality paint pens with small points, Tiger Balm ointment, Tea tree oil, Carmex or Burt's Bees lip stuff, a few nice chocolate truffles, a tiny picture frame, travel sized toiletries, a small but bright flashlight, AA and AAA batteries, a traveling corkscrew, battery operated twinkly mini lights, TicTacs, some Elements ultra thin 1.25 rolling papers, and some old timey gags, like fake barf, rubber cockroaches or exploding cigarette loads. Okay, and maybe just a few M-80 firecrackers, like six or seven of them. Just in case...