FACT: After not being elected to ruin our country beyond recognition, T---p lies about absconding with Presidential Records that belong to the Republic of American citizens, facing indictment for said actions as well as facing RICO charges in Georgia, Tax Evasion charges in SDNY, and several other inconvenient truths about his criminal behaviors which has gone unchecked since he was a toddler.
ALTERNATIVE FACT: "But I appointed Special Judges to Benches across this great nation and even made it possible for Amerika to become the first fascist 'democratic' nation on earth so I could be worshipped for my insane and delusional ideas which many, many American citizens believe to be true."
