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People like to say " Oh age is only a number, it's all in your head"
What tiresome bullshit!
Your body does age, weaken, whatever...so does your brain, btw...
But here's my secret to success...and I've surprisingly managed it quite well:
1. Never do any sports. Screws up your knees, you'll be sorry later.
2. Smoke, the tar will hold you together quite nicely
3. Drink alcohol, preferably beer...it'll fatten you up and that will help you fight off osteoporosis.
4. Love your grandkids but ignore your children and stop asking yourself how you produced such dullards.
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