Corny Jokes
A little boy was practicing his violin and his dog began to howl and his dad was trying to read the newspaper. After a half hour of practice and howling dad couldn't take it anymore. Son, he says, can't you play something the dog doesn't know?
It's very sad when you think about it...20 yrs. from now all of todays beautiful young women will be five years older.
BFF to her friend, "I thought you were on a diet?"
Friend, "I am, I'm just eating this fudge to test myself, and so far I failed."
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