1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
What could he be doing here?
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My autographed Zac Brown Band CD cover, on the shelf by my desk
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
CMT Top 20 Countdown
4. Without looking, guess what time it is
9:10
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:21
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Birds chirping outside the office window
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About 10 min ago, to have my first cup o' joe on the deck
8. Did you dream last night?
Not that I am aware of...
9. Do you remember your dreams?
Very rarely
10. When did you last laugh?
This morning before Jake & Sarah left for school
11. Do you remember why / at what?
Yes, at Sarah being clumsy (frequent occurrence)
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A Texas Longhorns painting, Stacy's various certifications on the wall by her desk, a bulletin board, a vision board, and a couple other artsy fartsy things
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yes, last night watching a show about a woman who drinks all of her urine
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's just like all the other 10,000 question things...
15. What is the last film you saw?
The Descendants
16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
In an RV, all over the place
17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A badass RV, a new truck, cars for our kids, and a home for someone homeless...
18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I married a man when I was 18...
19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
For every consenting adult to be able to marry who they love, whether they're of the same sex, or whether one person wants to marry 6 other people.
20. Do you like to dance?
I like to two step, and waltz on occasion, but it's been forever
21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Absolutely I would! I'd love to be able to be an ex-pat.
22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
Umm.... la chime (michael)
23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
My Queen <3
24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Dragon Dictation
25. Last time you swam in a pool?
December
26. Are you listening to music right now?
Actually no, which is odd
27. What color is your bedroom carpet?
We have hardwood floors upstairs in all the bedrooms
28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
Build a much larger, multi level deck with an outdoor kitchen
29. Do you have a garden?
No
30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yes
31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Coffee
32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
American Eagle
33. What time is bed time?
I don't have a certain bedtime but for most of the house, I'd say a good average is 11pm
34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
LOL...
35. What did you do for your last birthday?
Went to a $10 all you can eat/drink pizza and beer place by my campus, then to a little dive of a biker/topless bar across the bridge... if I had the night to do over again, it'd be WAY different.
36. Do you carry a donor card?
I have a Donor designation on my license, yes - can't take them with you when you go!
37. Is the glass half empty or half full?
Definitely half full! (Actually, for me, it's full)
38. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Probably Hawaii
39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
No idea...
40. Have you ever won a trophy?
Yes! Several... one last summer, 1st Place in a motorcycle show 
41. What's under your bed?
The floor
42. Think fast, what do you like right now?
Spring Rolls
43. Where were you on Valentine's day?
At Home
44. What time do you get up?
8am lately
45. How many keys on your key ring?
Jeez, I dunno... maybe 8
46. Where would you retire to?
See Question #16
47. What kind of books do you like to read?
Horror & True Crime
48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
1,175.36 miles to be exact
49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Nope
50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yes