Sore. It started raining about daybreak. I checked the weather yesterday and it was not supposed to rain. I left some project stuff on a table near the back fence that did not need to get wet. My backyard slopes upward toward the back fence, steeper about midway.
I went running out in my boxers and tshirt, grabbed my loot off the table, started back down the hill, hit a slick spot ... both legs went straight up and I went down hard. It must have rained during the night because that ground was like slippery ice. Tore up my left elbow, bruised my right butt cheek and have a small lump on the back of my head ... but the very worst of the worst part was digging those scrunched up boxers out of my rump. After I fell, I continued sliding down the hill about 12 feet. I think I actually took in some gritty mud. You know what I am saying ... there in the back.
Tonight my insides muscles (stomach, back) are really sore ... feels just the same as taking a hard knock off a slalom after jumping high in the air over a wave at top speed. I took some ibuprophren a few minutes ago. Be good as new in the morning. Becha so! You can't break steel
LOL! (only a joke)