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uglyboi · 12-20-2013, 08:48 PM

I really don't like candles that smell like fried chicken.

I really don't like that I had to bring sexy back.

I really don't like that I smell my clothes to see if they are too gross to re-wear.

I really don't like that I eat peanut butter, nutella, and marshmallow fluff out of the tub with my bare fingers.

I really don't like that I just caught the reflection of myself in the computer screen and realized that I have about 12 chins and my resting position is “ my mouth slightly open.”

12-20-2013, 08:48 PM	#1025
uglyboi Member How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: In a house we bought Posts: 411 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 294 Thanked 1,213 Times in 327 Posts Rep Power: 18936849	Naw Man I really don't like candles that smell like fried chicken. I really don't like that I had to bring sexy back. I really don't like that I smell my clothes to see if they are too gross to re-wear. I really don't like that I eat peanut butter, nutella, and marshmallow fluff out of the tub with my bare fingers. I really don't like that I just caught the reflection of myself in the computer screen and realized that I have about 12 chins and my resting position is “ my mouth slightly open.”