mouse mattress - sanitary napkin
raisenettes - mouse turds and visa versa
cooked wild rice - fried lightning bugs
white rice - lice and visa versa
insegrrievious snark.....an annoying snark who goes beyond simple annoying
snark - a human who is snarky
snarky - an all encompassing term utilized to hide personal prejudices so when they disagree with something they call it snarky.