I have a drag show today... its the one year aniversary of my stepdown as Ms. Gay Olympia... SO... the agenda looks something like this....
Fix coin top
Pick up and drop off current Ms. Gay Oly at her hotel
Finish choreograhy and practice for number
Put on face
Get dressed and read
FREAK OUT
Arrive
Perform
Mingle
Go home
... and then... Ma'am promised to take the whip to me...