a little background--we have a mini dachshund that tends to forget where doggie door is
(2:30am) i am awakened by what sounds like a low whining noise
ME:dammit Shadow(the dog) you can go outside yourself
(louder whining)
Me: (louder as im throwing covers off of me) for the love of God Shadow,ur such a pain in my ass
Jo: (sleepily) honey Shadow isnt in here,it must be me snoring
Me: then roll over
Jo: that doesnt really help yanno
ME: then get some damn Breathe Right strips or something
Jo: i told you those dont help
Me: (under my breath) and you wonder why im so cranky all the time--i never get any sleep around here)
Jo: what honey?
Me: nothing--go back to sleep
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