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Timed Out
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Permanently Banned 10/24/2010
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Married (one of 18,000)
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Atascadero, CA
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I like to traumatize the family.
Buy a turkey
Buy a cornish game hen.
Stuff cornish game hen into Turkey and bake.
When Father carves the Turkey, scream loudly. Point out that you TOLD your teen daughters about the dangers of being sexually active.
Point out that the turkey is pregnant. It could happen to them.
Enjoy the horrified look on everyones face.
Rock on.
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