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nycfem · 02-18-2014, 09:24 PM

THE FART THAT CHASES ITS OWN TAIL

Today I felt a fart that was going to be more than a small scent-free puff, so I jumped off the gym mat and ran to an area of the gym where there was no people. I tried to maintain a thoughtful look on my face as I silently discharged the foul gas. Then I had to get away from the fart quick before anyone came into that vicinity in order to save myself embarrassment. However, as usual, as I went running back to the gym mat, I seemed to bring just the tiniest bit of the fart smell back with me. How can that be? Farts never cease to amaze in how sly they can be!

02-18-2014, 09:24 PM	#51
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