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How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy
Preferred Pronoun?: She
Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: NC & CO
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While standing in the busy cashier line yesterday; someone was trying to describe how I could chop up the ham:
Me: "...should I use the food processor this time?"
Someone, with a deep thoughtful look on their face: "Oh, you can use that thang"...('talking with their hand' in a chopping motion)
Me: laughing hard, "What thang?"
Someone: "You know, that cleavage.
I CRACKED up, watched a silly "oh shit!" look appear on their face...
Me: "You mean CLEAVER! silly goof! We know what you are thinking about now!"
The look on their face was priceless!
When we walked out, they said "there was a lot of people standing there?"
"Yeah, you shoulda seen the lady behind you!"
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