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Old 05-03-2015, 11:39 AM   #1902
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1. I would like to live in a zoo; eat, sleep, beat my chest now and again, then embarrass myself in front of onlookers. Nevermind that is my life already.

2. I had an imaginary friend as a child. His name was Toby. He had red hair, wore Osh Kosh B’gosh farmer jeans without a shirt and carried a sling shot in his back pocket. I only saw him from the back and never even came close to seeing his face. He giggled wildly and I would try to catch him as he ran through a small wooded area behind my house.

3. I will rearrange the entire top rack of the dishwasher just to fit one more coffee mug in. It’s like Tetris. I have issues.

4. If I text you “Hey!” I expect you to bring the same intensity and reply with “Hi!”.

5. I wore black the day that Joe Montana retired.
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