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Originally Posted by Gemme

Do it! Do it!

<----- Enabler

*ever so primly virtuous*

Dear Enabler,

I spent my money on frozen turkeys, I do not have any left for balloons.

*eyes most recent paper towel core*

I spent my money on sweet taters, I do not have any left for balloons.

*eyes old holey sock*

I spent my money on butter, I do not have any left for balloons.

*eyes huge pile of junk mail*

I spent my mo-----

*eyes laundry quarters*