[Femmewench]

I didn't smile. I laughed hard for about five minutes.

My niece and I are having a sleepover tomorrow. I'm talking to my ex about this and ask if she has bought Ari a new swimsuit. My ex says "no, why would I?" I said "It doesn't fit. Ari tried it on last time and it's too small." Dead silence from the other end of the line.

My ex says "How can the swing set not fit Ari anymore? I know the backyard is small, and it's a tight fit to get the swing set in, but it fits."

My ex waited patiently for me to stop laughing, with several interruptions to tell me how patient she was being.

I'm so glad someone else has my hearing every once in a while.