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Member
How Do You Identify?:
bent
Preferred Pronoun?:
She/Her/They
Relationship Status:
Minding my own business.
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: I live here now
Posts: 1,200
Thanks: 845
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Rep Power: 21474849
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New girl who joined the "girl" group
...so we are talking...suddenly new girl asks...
NG: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Oh yes I have several.
NG: They don't get jealous?
Me: oh, no they are all gay honey. We have dinners, talk about child rearring, we talk about fashion, politics, and the latest on pinterest.
NG: Are you gay?
Me: Everyday.
NG: Are you into girls?
Me: I would be a pedofile if I did, wouldn't I? I prefer women.
NG: Do you think I am hot?
ME: I think not.
Awkward!...
Some conversations should come in flashcards and as soon as you hear that "not so bright first line" you can hand them the card and walk away...
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My manner of thinking, so you say, cannot be approved. Do you suppose I care? A poor fool is s/he who adopts a manner of thinking for others! ~Marquis de Sade
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