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Old 07-21-2018, 05:24 AM   #770
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Originally Posted by gotoseagrl View Post
Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses!
Waiter: You certainly do, this is a restaurant!

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pony!
Doctor: Don't worry, you're just a little hoarse!
Told my client these jokes this morning - she loved them!

(I randomly click on pages in here and read her jokes when she comes in to get her meds.)
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